От мертвого осла уши

Памятник в виде громадных ослиных ушей собираются поставить в Крыму. Ослиные уши увенчаны двуглавым орлом и лентой, символизирующей, видимо, лапшу. Внизу кто-то толпится. Народ? Что вообще происходит в головах у этих кошмаростроителей? Это глубокий всепоглащающий маразм. Очень яркий памятник, символизирующий всё, что происходит. Пусть ставят. Чем больше ада, тем скорее это закончится, видимо.

Фото Владислава Ларионова.

Владислав Ларионов

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Очередное кошмаростроение.. в области монументального » искусства»))

66 комментариев на «“От мертвого осла уши”»

  1. пан Юрек:

    Меньше всего это сооружение напоминает уши животного. А вот насчет крыльев можно и предположить. Но впечатление негативное.

  2. пан Юрек:

    то Вам еще не показывали Уши от мертвого осла с подарочной лентой))
    поэтому все надеетесь Крылья разглядеть, «это Россия, детка»)

  3. пан Юрек:

    Ну, вообще-то это аллегория в скульптуре. И одной стороны это крылья Пегаса, с другой — уши от ишака… Стихотворение в «Золотом теленке», которое написал и продал Остап Бендер журналистам в вагоне восточного экспресса. Классик был силен в аллегориях. Ишак и осел — разные названия одного и того же.

  4. Напомни. Стих.

  5. Лора:

    Обгадить что-либо проще, нежели создать его.

  6. пан Юрек:

    3. ХУДОЖЕСТВ. СТИХОТВОРЕНИЕ

    А) Тринадцатый Ваал

    Поют сердца под грохот дней,

    Дрожит зарей маяк.

    Пускай индустрии огней

    Трепещет злобный враг.

    Железный конь несет вперед

    Исторьи скок взметать,

    Семью трудящихся несет

    Ошибки выявлять.

    Взвивается последний час.

    Зардел девятый вал,

    Двенадцатый вершится час

    Тебе, Молох-Ваал!

    Б) Восточный вариант

    Цветет урюк под грохот дней,

    Дрожит зарей кишлак.

    А средь арыков и аллей

    Идет гулять ишак.

    Азиатский орнамент

    1. УРЮК (абрикосы)

    2. АРЫК (канал)

    3. ИШАК (осел)

    4. ПЛОВ (пища)

    5. БАЙ (нехороший человек)

    6. БАСМАЧ (нехороший человек)

    7. ШАКАЛ (животное)

    8. КИШЛАК (деревня)

    9. ПИАЛА (чашка)

    10. МЕДРЕСЕ (духовное училище)

    11. ИЧИГИ (обувь)

    12. ШАЙТАН (черт)

    13. АРБА (телега)

    14. ШАЙТАН-АРБА (Средне-Азиатская ж.д.)

    15. ТВОЯ-МОЯ НЕ ПОНИМАЙ

    16. МАЛА-МАЛА / выражения

    Добавление

    При помощи материалов раздела 1-го по методам раздела 2-го сочиняются также: романы, повести, поэмы в прозе, рассказы, бытовые зарисовки, художеств, репортаж, хроника, эпопея, пьесы, политобозрения, игра в политфанты, радиооратории и т. д.

  7. пан Юрек:

    А вот еще, но из 12 стульев:

    » Бендер выдал мальчику честно заработанный рубль.

    – Прибавить надо, – сказал мальчик по-извозчичьи.

    – От мертвого осла уши. Получишь у Пушкина. До свидания, дефективный.

    Остап постучал в дверь, совершенно не думая о том, под каким предлогом он войдет. Для разговоров с дамочками он предпочитал вдохновение.

    – Ого? – спросили из-за двери.

    – По делу, – ответил Остап.»

    И здесь у классика замаскированные аллегории. Пушкин — казалось бы крылья Пегаса. А в реальности оказываются уши… ослиные. О чем хочет сказать классик? Что реальность, которая с товарищем Пушкиным, она совсем другой была.

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